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High military ranks
When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.
"That's the only way to command respect in the Army," his friends said.
So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice. He swaggered all around camp, bragging, blustering and talking out of the corner of his mouth.
"Show me a sergeant and I'll show you a dope," Reggie shouted.
No sooner had he spoken than a brawny, battle-hardened figure appeared.
"I am a sergeant!" he bellowed.
"I am a dope," whispered Reggie.
Choose a punishment
Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.
"You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer.
"All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."
As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out."
As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.
The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.
A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"
The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"
Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".
The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"
The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."
The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."
The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"
There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions
"What happened on June 6, 1944?"
"We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!"
"What was the turning point of world war 2?"
"Battle of the bulge, sir!"
"What's is the importance of May 12" The Man thought and thought "I don't know, sir!"
The superior then said "Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday"
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Boot Humor 1 Reply
It was a few days into bootcamp on Parris Island when a boot went AWOL. The DIs screamed and yelled, and set off in search of the young man. Finally, he was found under a bush, shaking with fear. ...
Started by Angie. Last reply by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 16.
Think Before You Speak
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The Last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take The words back... Or that you could Crawl into a ...
Tagged: jokes
Started by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 12.
Funny Video
I found this over on the other site that I am on and I laughed real hard. I thought some other people would enjoy it to. Here is the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLxVH11MP8A
Started by Hard Core Coastie Wife Mar 3.
Coast Guard Assistance
I love this one lol...I hope you enjoy.... A friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He didn't hav...
Started by Hard Core Coastie Wife Mar 3.
Top Country Songs of 2004
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got T...
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Started by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 1.
Door Signs
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** In a Podiatr...
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Started by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 1.
Top 10 things that sound dirty in law but [maybe] aren't
10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense? 5. Better leave the ha...
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Started by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 1.
Dear Alcohol,
> Dear Alcohol, > First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As > my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect gift, > post-work cocktail, a be...
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Started by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 1.
It's Started
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts". She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. Wh...
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Started by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 1.
positive slogans for those with incontinence
With the U.S. population rapidly aging and fattening, the National Institutes of Health is attempting to remove the stigma of incontinence so more people will seek help, saying, "We as a society ne...
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Started by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 1.
Did I Read That Sign Right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT...
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Started by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 1.
Advice from the AARP
Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find younger, sexy men who are interested in them? A : Try a bookstore under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while hi...
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Started by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 1.
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING S.H.I.T.
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through ou...
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Started by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 1.
A Serious Question
Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual si...
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Started by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 1.
Husband installation issues
Dear Tech support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, whic...
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Started by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 1.
Important Life Lessons
First-year students at Michigan 's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class , with a dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The p...
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Started by Alex DavisU.S. Air Force Auxiliary Senior Member and ND State Director of Bugles Across America! Mar 1.
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Comment by Jim Rathbun on April 4, 2008 at 7:10pm -
This is a story about my first lesson in leadership. I was 19 years old and really new.
After a few months at NAS Lemoore I got stuck on a "workin' party" to move a rather large truck load of BCM-9 material {Airedale talk for junk} to the junkyard. A Chief Petty Officer was in charge of us three Airmen and he had us in the back of the stake truck tossing the junk into an engine can half. Like a really metal big horse trough.
We were almost done when I found a 5 gallon hydraulic bowser.
It was nearly full. It was also fully functional.
I worked in the flight line Trouble Shooters Shack. We were always in desperate need of a lot of different types of equipment and bowsers were near the top of the list. I started to ask the chief if I could take it back to the squadron. He screamed at me "Throw it in the f#*king can!!" "Yeah but chief..." He cut me off. "Throw it in the f$%king can, shithead" he said.
So like a good sailor I stood on the truck bed, raised it up over my head, and threw it straight down, into the can, right in front of Chief Shithead. The impact was flat on the bottom of the can and 4.5 gallons of nasty tasting hydraulic fluid flew up and completely covered Chief Shithead's spiffy freshly pressed cotton khakis and face. He just turned and walked away. We finished without him and I never saw him again.
The two lessons in leadership I learned, that day, were...
1. Don't call your people "Shithead". Because they will not respect you and WILL throw hydraulic fluid on you.
2. ALWAYS LISTEN to the troops.
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